Intro: F A Bb x2

(Verse 1)
       F                                     A                       Bb
The Getaway Grandmother's Club is takin' a trip (to Branson)
F                              A                                        Bb
Never been there before but they seen Youtube clips (World wide web) 
F                     A                              Bb
My uncle Jerry says they're taking a bus (Greyhound)
F                                         A                        Bb
But they'll be taking some shrooms so they ain't taking us

(Chorus)
                                     F
They'll be shroomin in Branson
               D                            C
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
             Bb                      A
But it's not for you and me
                    G
It's for the grandmas

(Verse 2)
        F                                    A                          Bb
The Getaway Grandmother's Club is renting a suite (Red Roof)
F                                        A                                             Bb
Don't need no breakfast buffets, they got mushrooms to eat (Caps and Stems)
F                          A                                               Bb
Their pupils get wide while they're playing them slots (Mind melt)
F                         A                      Bb
And they won't call it a night until 7pm

(Chorus) x2
                                     F
They'll be shroomin in Branson
               D                            C
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
             Bb                      A
But it's not for you and me
                    G
It's for the grandmas



(Refrain)
Eb                       Bb       G                                               Bb
All the lights be dancing' (When your shroomin' in Branson) x3
              Eb
And the toads
F#
Toads
A
woah

(Chorus) x2, up an octave 
                                     F
They'll be shroomin in Branson
               D                            C
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
             Bb                      A
But it's not for you and me
              
It's for 
        G (let ring)
the grandmas
                                                                              F
I heard they bought the shrooms from my cousin Keith