Bb Eb Gm F x2

Bb
Armchairs in Seattle
Eb
take care in the battle
Gm
have a nice apartment
F
or a pleasent townhome
Bb
in the pretty city
Eb
where live stray lost kitties
Gm
you are one of them
        F
you're lost, just like everybody
Bb
else

Bb Eb Gm F

Bb
just because I'm talking to you
Eb
doesn't mean I really like you
Gm
you're one of those shallow frumps
    F
and you don't have what they call a
Bb
perfectly disticent
Eb
personality
Gm
I don't care if I sound nice
  F
Because I don't want to

Bb
There's a girl that's the love of my
Eb
life and I haven't seen her in
Gm
months but she's still the only
F                        Bb
thing that I ever think about
                           Eb
she's got the most wonderful voice
                       Gm
and the most wonderful hair
                   F                           Bb
and the poetry she writes makes me cry incecently

Bb Eb Gm F

Bb
9 and three quarter party
Eb
Brownies taste so funny
Gm
Why you know all of it
F
you're always being awfully
Bb
silly, maybe it's because I'm
Eb
anxious, just not for what you
Gm
think it's for because it's 
F
not after all


Bb
just because I'm talking to you
Eb
doesn't mean I really like you
Gm
you're one of those shallow frumps
    F
and you don't have what they call a
Bb
perfectly disticent
Eb
personality
Gm
I don't care if I sound nice
  F
Because I don't want to

Bb
Riding on the bus to
Eb
nowhere, on the plane to
Gm
somewhere getting off to
F
see you

Bb
I'm glad that we're open
Eb
and were back together
Gm
I can help you through this
F
though I am the problem

Bb
just because you're talking to me
Eb
doesn't mean I'm really casual
Gm
you're one of those stupid frumps and
F
you don't have what they call
Bb
a soul or anything
Eb
riding on your your wings
Gm
I don't care if I sound calm
F
because I'm a lunitic

Bb Eb Gm F x2 (rapid shred)

Bb
Armchairs in Las Vagas
Eb
still haven't seen the pandas
Gm
lies are gone and now all
       F
that's left is heartbreak and
Bb                            Eb
unsettling shaking fingers

and broken vases
  Gm
I hate to break your heart now
F                          Bb
but it will only help you later

Bb Eb Gm F

Bb
just because I'm talking to you
Eb
doesn't mean I really like you
Gm
you're one of those shallow frumps
    F
and you don't have what they call a
Bb
perfectly disticent
Eb
personality
Gm
I don't care if I sound nice
  F
Because I don't want to

Bb
Armchairs in Seattle
Eb
take care in the battle
Gm
have a nice apartment
F
or a pleasent townhome
Bb
in the pretty city
Eb
where live stray lost kitties
Gm
you are one of them
        F
you're lost, just like everybody
Bb
else