Intro: D/B - D/B - Gsus2/6b - Gsus2/6b Verse: D/B I have an ex-girlfriend who says, D/B I'm the reason she's a whore, Gsus2/6b As if my lack of attention found a way, Gsus2/6b To make her dress hit his floor. D/B A former friend that claims, D/B I'm the reason for his short comings, Gsus2/6b As if his drug ridden mind, Gsus2/6b Is not why he's failing. Chorus: Gsus2/6b Dadd9 D/B Something tells me that you are not impressed, Gsus2/6b Gsus2/6b With my star wars tshirt, or black rimmed glasses, Dadd9 D/B The ability to quote, poetry on a whim, Gsus2/6b Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet? Bridge: D/B - D/B - Gsus2/6b - Gsus2/6b Verse: D/B I have a mom and dad that say, D/B I need to learn to call more often, Gsus2/6b As if there's still hope I'll find, Gsus2/6b Hope in a normal life. D/B My dad just smiles and says, D/B I need to learn to be more social, Gsus2/6b They try and try, I swear they try, Gsus2/6b I'm still a FUCKING letdown. Chorus: Dadd9 D/B Something tells me that you are not impressed, Gsus2/6b Gsus2/6b With my star wars tshirt, or black rimmed glasses, Dadd9 D/B The ability to quote, poetry on a whim, Gsus2/6b Dadd9 D/B Gsus2/6b Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet? Outro: Gsus2/6b Dadd9 D/B Gsus2/6b Are you turned on yet? Gsus2/6b Dadd9 D/B Gsus2/6b Are you turned on yet? Thank you! This is one of my favourite band, and If you love them too, take a look to their facebook page and official website! ;) www.facebook.com/highhopesmusic www.twitter.com/highhopesmusic www.youtube.com/user/officialhighhopes