Band: Steel Panther
Song: If You Really, Really Love Me
Album: Balls Out (2011)

Tuning: 1/2 Step Down

B = 1/4 bend (make the pitch go up 1/4 of a step)
b = bend up to the next note
r = release the bend

Chords: YOU CAN DROP THE HIGH E ON EACH CHORD AND YOU MIGHT FIND THAT IT SOUNDS BETTER
WITH THE SONG!
   Bsus4 Asus2 E Dsus4 E5 C#m G6
eb|--0----0----0--0---0--0---0--|
Bb|--0----0----0--0---0--0---0--|
Gb|--4----2----1--7---9--6---0--|
Db|--4----2----2--7---9--6---5--|
Ab|--2----0----2--5---7--4---5--|
Eb|------------0-------------3--|

*The place the chord transition is on the lyrics isn't perfect- it's easier to just
listen to the song and find when to switch chords.

Bsus4                              Asus2
If you really really really really love me
E                                    Bsus4
Then you really really really gotta show me
                               Asus2
Don't whine when I put it in your booty
E                                      Bsus4
Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty
                        Dsus4
Never hassle me because I'm unemployed
     E5                      Bsus4
If I sleep all day don't get annoyed
C#m                                                 Asus2
Then I'll know that you really really really really really really really
Bsus4
love me
C#m                  Asus2
If you really really love me


Bsus4                         Asus2
If you really truly want to make me feel nice
E                                   Bsus4
Make it so I don't ever have to ask twice
                           Asus2
Let me have the keys to your Mercedes
E                                    Bsus4
Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies
                 Dsus4
If I get fat and look like an ape
E5                     Bsus4
Lie to me, tell me I'm in great shape
C#m
Then I'll know that you really really really
Asus2                     Bsus4
Really really really love me


Electric Guitar time! (Chorus 1)
eb|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Gb|-------7-7-------7-7---------------------------4-4-4-4----4----------|
Db|--5-5--7-7--5-5--7-7--7-7--2-2----7-7--2-2-----4-4-4-4-2--4----7--2--|
Ab|--5-5--5-5--5-5--5-5--7-7--2-2----7-7--2-2-----2-2-2-2-2--2----7--2--|
Eb|--3-3-------3-3-------5-5--0-0-3B-5-5--0-0-3B----------0-------5--0--|

If you wonder what I did with the rent
Just consider it money well spent
I bought trunks and a new surfboard
So just go tell your dumb landlord
That you love me
You really really love me


(Same chord progression as the "If you really truly..." part)
If I have sex with your friend Melanie
Don't act like it's some kind of felony
It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity
It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me
Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse
And you get to ride the pony of course
'Cause I'm really really really really really really
Really really fond of you too


Chorus 2
eb|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
Gb|-------7--7-------7--7------------------------4-4-4-4----4----------|
Db|--5-5--7--7--5-5--7--7--7-7--2--2--7-7--2--2--4-4-4-4-2--4----7--2--|
Ab|--5-5--5--5--5-5--5--5--7-7--2--2--7-7--2--2--2-2-2-2-2--2----7--2--|
Eb|--3-3--------3-3--------5-5--0--0--5-5--0--0----------0-------5--0--|

When you think it's really sucky girl
All your friends will say 'you lucky girl'
You got a man who's hot you say
All the girls wanna be with me
'Cause they love me
They really really love me
Yes they do


Solo: ALL CREDIT FOR THE SOLO GOES TO THIS USER: RandomBlahhh (hammer-ons not included
in the tab)
Eb|--19b21r19--17--------------------------------------------------------------|--|
Bb|----------------20--19--17------17------------------------------------------|--|
Gb|----------------------------19------19------19------------------------------|--|
Db|----------------------------------------17------17--16--14------14----------|--|
Ab|------------------------------------------------------------17------16------|--|
Eb|------------------------------------------------------------------------17--|--|

Eb|---------------------------------------------------------14--17--19b21t22--19b21t21--19*--|--|
Bb|-------------------------------------------------14--17-----------------------------------|--|
Gb|-----------------------------------------14--16-------------------------------------------|--|
Db|---------------------------------14--16---------------------------------------------------|--|
Ab|--15------14b15--14------14--16-----------------------------------------------------------|--|
Eb|------17-------------17-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|

Chords during the solo are:
Asus2 G6 Dsus4 Asus2 (x2)


(Same chord progression as the 2nd verse)
If you really really really really love me
You never make me hang out with your family
Your mum sucks and your dad really hates me
When I try to borrow money he berates me
Somehow he thinks that I'm too old for you
'Cause you're 19 and I'm 52
He can't see that you really really really really really really love me

C#m                                    Asus2                Bsus4
You really really really really really really really really love me
C#m                  Asus2
If you really really love me