Artist: Ammongoleon Hit Fit Song: Lidl Fig 1 e|-------------0-0-0-0-0-0-----0-------0-0-0-0-0-| B|-------------1-1-1-1-1-1h3p1p0h1-----1-1-1-1-1-| G|-----0h2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-----2-------2-2-2-2-2-| D|-0h2-------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|---------0---0-0-0-0-0-----------0---0-0-0-0-0-| E|-----------------------------------------------| A long time ago, me and my bum boy Hal here, we were hitchhiking Down a long tight dirt track, all of a sudden Max appered, in the middle of lidl. And he said Buy the biggist dildo on the world or i'll take you up the ass e|-------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------| A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------| PM. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well me and Hal we looked at eachother e|-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----0-----0-0-0-0-0-0-| B|-----------1-1-1-1-1-1-1h3p1p0h1---1-1-1-1-1-1-| G|-2---2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|-0h2-0h2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-0---0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| E|-----------------------------------------------| And we each said Cum in my face e|-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-| B|-----------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-----------1-1-1-1-1-1-| G|-2---2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|-0h2-0h2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2-0h2---2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-0---0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| E|-----------------------------------------------| Am G And we layed the first skaters that came to the store F Am G Ant that just happent to be, it was Matt Rob and Tom, it was Matt, Rob and Tom F Am G F It was the best old school kick flip in the world ooooohhhhh Hal ooooohhhhh Hal And it saved our fore skin because Hals ass was saw e|---------------------5-7-----7-8-----8-2-----2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| B|-------------------5-----5-------5-------3-----1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-| G|-----------------5---------5-------5-------2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|---------------7-----7-6-----6-5-----5-4-----4-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| But Hal forsed me to spank him It made us scream Honor code that cumes have to e|---0-0-0------------5------7------8------2------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| B|---1-1-1-----------5-5----5-5----5-5----3-3-----1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-| G|-2-2-2------------5---5--5---5--5---5--2---2----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|-3-2-2-----------7-----76-----65-----54-----4-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| A|-3-0-0---0-4/8-7------------------------------------------------------| E|-1--------------------------------------------------------------------| Live by cause its Hal's surprise and its magic and its a e|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3----------------0-------0-2-------0-| B|---1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------1-------3-3-------3-| G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0----------------0-------2-2-------2-| D|-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------------2-------0-0-------0-| A|-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------0-------------------| E|-1------------------------------------------------------------| Mystical pleasure butthegerero The cum over the floor e|-3-------0------7-----5-----3-----5-5-X-X-3-------------0-----| B|-1-------1------8-----7-----5-----7-7-X-X-1-------------1-----| G|-0-------0------9-----7-----5-----7-7-X-X-0-------------0-----| D|-2-------2------0--0--0--0--0--0--0-0-X-X-2-------------2-----| A|-0-------0--------------------------------0-------------0-----| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| And its magic you are the mystical ide - ver - gin and you?re e|---------0--2--------3-----------------0---7-----5-----3-X-5-5-X-X-| B|---------3--3--------1-----------------1---8-----7-----5-X-7-7-X-X-| G|---------2--2--------0-----------------0---9--9--7-----5-X-7-7-X-X-| D|---------0--0--------2-----------------2---0--0--0-----0---0-0-X-X-| A|---------------------0-----------------0---------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| Soying down sweep e|-----0-0-0-----0-0-0-0---------| B|-----1-1-1-----3-3-3-1---------| G|---0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-2---------| D|-2-2---2-2-0-0---0-0-2---------| A|-3---------2---------0---------| E|-------------------------------| Fig 1 Well needless to say, Hal's ass was saw No suprise though, we were at the discount store Max asked us "be you nibblers" And we said nay, we are discount skaters Soy D F C G Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Am (1 strum) Am Ohhwhoaowhoaoho ohhwhoaowhoaoho ohowhoahoaho this is not G F Am G F Am These arenot the greatist old school shoes in the world no these are frommega bowl G F Am Couldn?t the greatist old school shoes in ther world G F A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F So i stole them from mega bowl A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F right to the Greatest orgie in the world ooohhh Hal A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 right it is just a pissed mother **** its of the greatest orgie in the world ow ow ow Wer em ur pow chewga fukay fu fly chuga flabbablabba a flabbablabba Ow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa A duuiuu ooioom fam chuga flaba bababa flagabubba abugga awoomamumma woose A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F1 Sefem A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F1 And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the song we played A1 G1 F#1 On that fateful night didn?t actually sound anything F#2 F#3 F1 A1 G1 F#1 F#2 like this song. This is just a tribute, you got to believe me, F#3 F1 A1 G1 F#1 F1 and I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion aaahhh **** A1 G1 F#1 F1 good God, God loving, Your so surprised to find you can?t stop him, A1 G1 F#1 F1 upfar arrrullyupfar Rich mother****er give upa aahhh E F E F E F Asus2 Abbreviated chords: A1 - (X02400) (Asus2) G1 - (3X2400) (Asus2/G) F#1 - (2X0230) (Dsus2/F#) F#2 - (2X0210) (Dm7sus2/F#) F#3 - (2X0200) F1 - (X03210) (FM7)