"DIXIE DEVIANT", By BOZO CYCLOPS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Crazy, Crazy Lyrics....... THIS GUY iS FROM SOME STRANGE, PERVERTED DIMENSION!!-- This song is a twisted take on an old standard Dixie/Ragtime progression... It's really just a verse that loops with no traditional chorus-- when you get the first few chords it should be familiar.....Enjoy thy Insanity!! IMPORTANT NOTE: all chords get 4 counts, so you must creatively phrase the lyrics to fit within the constant, consistent, 1,2,3,4 rhythm (Think Leon Redbone) - WORDS IN PARENTHESES ARE EITHER ASIDES OR OPTIONAL.... VOCAL MELODY IS VERY SIMILAR TO CLASSIC TUNE, "AIN"T MISBEHAVIN'" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The loop is this: All quarter notes, each chord gets equal 4 counts, (one chord per 4/4 measure, 8 measures in each verse), 110 Bpm, 4/4 swing time, Staccato, Tacet >>>>> (B) (Bb7) (Am) (Ab7) (Db7) Gb7) ............................................................................... E 7 6 5 4 x 2 A 6 5 7 3 4 1 D 4 6 7 4 3 2 G 4 x x x 4 B x x x x x x X E x x x x x -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- < VS.1> (B) (Bb7) (Am) (Ab7) Dixie, dixie,/ (way) down in dixie, dixieland-/ I?m suckin whiskey from an /old coke can, dodgin? (Db7) ( Gb7) (B) /cement mixers- and /UFO?s , playin/ hopscotch in the gutter with an Gb7) / old dead toad ................................................................................ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- !!!HENCEFORTH :THE "/" symbol denotes the point in each sentence (sometimes mid-word) that the chords switch after the first (B) chord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ................................................................................ Way (B).. down in the/ willy-willy willywags /-double dutchin on a /ziggity- zag, throwin /stones at the robots, /doin (they) time,-/ bummin pennies off the....... (cont.) flunkies in the/ unemployment line- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3> My (B).. home?s in- the/ groovy groovy garbagepile-/ lickin dogfood cans and / wearin a smile, cuz you/ know they can?t touch me,/ I?m crazy as a loon,- /howlin like a werewolf at the /rabbit in the moon- ................................................................................. I got an a(B)ppointment- with the /Devil, you know,-in the/ suicide drainhole behind the a/bandoned nursing home, he?s got to/ teach me some mojo, a/ wicked ,wicked spell, so i could/ teleport to Neptune, and /ring it like a bell ................................................................................ (but then) I got a )(B) meetin? with /Jesus you see, he?s gotta / fix my broken brain cuz its been /botherin? me, i need to/ quit masturbatin -lookin at /piles a turds and /feedin poison exlax to the/ woodpecker birds (that's cuz).. ............................................................................... (B) They never quit rappin, tippy-/tappin in my Mind/,tellin me to get bent on cocaine and for/maldehyde and /jump off a silo- /as if I could fly ,like a/ vulture when he smells somebody /fixin? to die ................................................................................ [But] I just.. [B] need to hang on to what's /left of my brain- till Je/hovah, come over guess I /gotta kill the pain, i got/ five solid hours till the rendez/vous- i need TO / gobble up some Sominex and /Woodpecker Stew--OOH ............................................................................... {B} ooh.... Jes? call me /TCB- /I play a mean skinflute when I?m /buzzin like a bee- I can /replicate the call of the 3-toed sloth- by simul/taneously playin bagpipes and /jackin-jackin off / ................................................................................ (B) (Bb7) (Down in)/ Dixie... My Good ole /Dixieland, I'm just a Natural born (Am) (Db7) (Gb7) (B) /Southern Space-man, down in the/ Willywags,/ do what I do when I /want to... Gb7) B / I get My Kicks waydown in /Dixie ... Gb7) B /I get My Kicks waydown in /Dixie ....... Gb7) B( let ring.....) /I get My Kicks waydown in /Dixie ............ -----------(WHISPERED:"Yasssssss!!!")