I'm not sure about this, but sounds hmm good Send any corrections or suggestions to Drugz@Drug.org (Alaa) (Egypt) C I want a big red nose; I want some floppy shoe F I want a squirtin’ flower, squirt it on you C Like all the bad clowns do. G F C I want juggle bowling pins in the sun G F C I want to join the circus; the circus looks like fun. C I’ll sit and work the gate, or I can guess your weight F I’ll even sell the corndogs, I don’t care C As long as I am there. G F C I’ll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank G F C I’ll ride my funny car laughing, all the way to the bank. (chorus) C I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man, Solo: C A human cannon ball, I rise above it all F C Up higher than the trapeze, I can fly…oh *** I’m gonna die. G F C I am a Carney worker, I make 2 bucks G F C Every hour I come to find out, this job…it ***ing sucks. (chorus)