There ain't no posse harder than the mother***in' HCG, so i'm warning you don't mess with them, they'll burn down your house. This songs a true story by the way. *** de *** *** ***.

listen for strumming, dickheads

Chords
A#5   F5    C5    G5
e---  ----  ----  ---
B---  ----  ----  ---
G---  -10-  ----  ---
D-8-  -10-  -10-  -5-
A-8-  -8--  -10-  -5-
E-6-  ----  -8--  -3-

Intro
e------------------------------------
B------------------------------------
G---------------------------------5~-
D-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-5~-
A-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-3~-
E-1/3-3-3-1/3-3-3-1/3-3-3-1/3-3-3----

Verse
A#5                   F5
He suffered from ADHD, he was born in '93
C5                                             F5
He didn't have a mummy or a daddy so he lived with his grandma

Fill
e----------------------------------
B----------------------------------
G----------------------------------
D-8/1010108/1010108/1010108/101010-
A-8/1010108/1010108/1010108/101010-
E-6/8-8-8-6/8-8-8-6/8-8-8-6/8-8-8--

Bridge
F5                       A#5
Some say it was the crack, some blame it on the lentils
F5                            C5
but i'll tell you what it was - he was ***ing mental!

Chorus
G5
'cos Sam Pope used an axe and a chainsaw
C5
he dismembered his own ***ing grandma
G5
she was 85 years old
C5
he's a bloody psyco!

Post-chorus
e---------------------------------
B---------------------------------
G---------------------------------
D-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-
A-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-3/5-5-5-
E-1/3-3-3-1/3-3-3-1/3-3-3-1/3-3-3-

Solo
e-3--3-3-3-2-----3--3-3-3--3-3-3-2---------------------------------------------------------
B-3--3-3-----5-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3---5-3-----3-----------------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------5-45---5-4-2----------------------------------------
D---------------------------------------------------5-4-2----------------------------------
A---------------------------------------------------------5-3-5--5-5-2---------------------
E----------------------------------------------------------------------5-23-3-23-3-23-3-3--

Lyrics:

Verse 2
He spent his schooldays in detention, he was always seeking attention
yes it's safe to say that Sam Pope was a MISTAKE

Verse 3
His gran was rich off her dead husband
Sam robbed her of a hundred grand
he took the skin from off her hands and used it for gloves

Bridge 2
Some say he had a girlfriend, some say her name was Daisy
I say she was ugly- I say he was crazy!

Verse 4
he was ***ed up in the head, he slept with his grandma in bed
his grandma, she was dead ever since he KILLED HER

Bridge 3
some say his story he told, some say he went on a chatshow
but i'll tell you one thing- he's a bloody psyco!

Playing order:
Intro
Verse x2
Fill
Verse
Bridge
Chorus
Post-chorus
Verse x2
Fill
Bridge 
Chorus
Post-chorus
Solo
Verse x2
Fill
Bridge
Chorus
Post-chorus
Chorus
Intro

Well losers, that's pretty much it queers are gay and so are you.