Artist: Jimmy Buffett Song:"Fruitcakes" Album:Fruitcakes C: 032010 D:000232 G: 320033 Chorus: C D G C D G Fruitcakes in the kitchen, fruitcakes on the street C D G C D G Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week C D G C D G Half-baked cookies in the oven, half baked people on the bus C D G C D G There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us Verse1: C D G C D G Paradise, lost and found. Paradise, take a look around C D G C D G I was out in California where I hear they have it all C D G C D G They got riots, fires, and mudslides. They got sushi in the mall C D G C D G Water bars and brontosaurs, Chinese modern lust C D G C D G Shake and bake life with the quake, the secret's in the crust To Chorus: Verse 2: Spoken: Speakin' of Fruitcakes, how 'bout the government? C D G C D G "We lost or martian rocketship", the high-paid sposkesman said C D G C D G Looks like that silly rocket ship has lost its cone-shaped head C D G C D G We spend 90 jillion dollars, tryin' a get a look at Mars C D G C D G I hear Universal laughter ringin' out among the stars Chorus: C D G C D G Fruitcakes in the Galaxy, Fruitcakes on the Earth C D G C D G Struttin' naked towards Eternity, we've been that way since birth C D G C D G Half-baked cookies in the oven, half-baked people on the bus C D G C D G There's a little bit of Fruitcake left in everyone of us Enjoy!