Intro: Em Bm C x2 Em I dragged this lake looking for corpses Bm C Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards Em Pieces of planes and black box recorders Bm C Don't lie (don't lie) Em And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses Bm C That sense DNA on barbed wire fences Em Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect Bm C That has no alibi Em Bm C Em And New Year's Eve was as boring as heaven Bm C I watched flies fuck on Channel 11 Em There was no one to kiss, there was nothing to drink Bm C Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink Em And there's no ring, there's no ring on the phone anymore Bm C There's no reason to call, I passed out on the floor Em Bm C Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry G But at the right place at the right time Bm D I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine G I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit Bm Am For anyone but me G At the right place at the right time Bm D It'll be worth it to stand in line G You won't have to stop saying "I love cops" Bm Am for anyone but me Your private eye Em Bm C Em I dragged this lake looking for corpses Bm C Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards Em Pieces of planes and black box recorders Bm C Don't lie (don't lie) Em And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses Bm C That sense DNA on barbed wire fences Em Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect Bm C That has no alibi G But at the right place at the right time Bm D I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine G I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit Bm Am For anyone but me G At the right place at the right time Bm D It'll be worth it to stand in line G You won't have to stop saying "I love cops" Bm Am for anyone but me Your private eye YOUR PRIVATE EYE Em Bm C x2 G But at the right place at the right time Bm D I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine G I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit Bm Am For anyone but me G At the right place at the right time Bm D It'll be worth it to stand in line G You won't have to stop saying "I love cops" Bm Am for anyone but me Your private eye. Em Bm C x2 End on Em.