nofx # arming the proletariat with potato guns. 
album # 2nd 7 inch of the month club (2005)

The main guitar verse is the same during the whole song.
I also tabbed El Hefe's trumpet lines for guitar.

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# main verse #A
E------------------------------------------------------|    
B------------------------------------------------------|    
G---7--9--------7--9-----(11)--7--9-----11-7--9--------|    
D---7--9--7--4--7--9--7--(11)--7--9--7--11-7--9--7-----|    
A---5--7--7--4--5--7--7--(9)---5--7--7--9--5--7--7-----|    
E---------5--2--------5--------------5-----------5-----|    
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# El Hefe trumpet 
E----------------------------------------------------------------|
B--10-9------10-9---9--------11----10-9------10-9---9------------|
G------11--11-----11-11-9---9--9-------11--11-----11-11-9--------|
D--------12---------------9--------------12--------------11------|
A----------------------------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------------------------|
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# El Hefe trumpet2 
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B--10-9------10-9---9--------11----10-9------10-9--9-10-12-12-10-10-10-10-|
G------11--11-----11-11-9---9--9-------11--11-----------------------------|
D--------12---------------9--------------12-------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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: [first joke]
- Hey Hefe!
- What?
- What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
- Uh... you?
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# El Hefe trumpet3 
E---9-10-10-10-9---------9-9-9----------------------------------------9---|
B-12------------12--10-12-----12-10--9-10-12-12-12-10-9--9-10-10-10-12----|
G------------------------------------------------------11-----------------|
D-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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: [second joke]
- Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?
- I don't know.
- Free ham!
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# El Hefe trumpet4 
E---9-10-10-10-9---------9-9-9--------------------------------------------|
B-12------------12--10-12-----12-10--9-10-12-12-12-10-9--9-10-10-10-10-10-|
G------------------------------------------------------11-----------------|
D-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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[third joke]
- Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
- What?
- Cuatro Sink-o!
- Ay!!
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>> then play trumpet & trumpet2
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:[fourth joke]
- Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide?
- Why?
- 'Cause he got the gas bill!
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>> then play trumpet3 
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:[fifth joke]
- Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. 
  I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp.
- Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that-
- How did he die?
- He fell off the watchtower
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>> then play trumpet3 & trumpet & trumpet2
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reminds me to flossing a dead horse, except the jokes ;)
Tabbed by pumpkin@exception-fault.de 03.04.05.