Band:  Secret Blues Trio
Song:  Gianfortoni
Album:  Ass Pad Mania

This is a song about a kid named Gianfortoni that we know.
Don’t be a Gianfortoni.

{standard tuning}            e-mail us at secretbluestrio@swirvemail.com


Verse  (clean and slow)
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Verse
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Chorus  (heavy distortion - faster)									
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Then strum the strings once ABOVE the nut 

Lyrics

Gianfortoni was a pothead
Gianfortoni not a smart head
He plotted with the janitor who lost his eye in the war
Hey Gianfortoni!
Your mom's a whore

And your dad's a gynecologist
And your dad's a gynecologist
And your dad's a gynecologist
And your dad's a gynecologist
And your dad's a gynecologist
And your dad's a gynecologist
And your dad's a gynecologist
And your dad's a gynecologist