the Smashing Pumpkins Mayonaise Off Siamese Dream (1993)/ Mayonaise (1994)/ Earphoria (2002) Written by Billy Corgan Tabbed by Jimi This is one of the best songs I?ve ever heard. The effect in the Chorus is produced by Billy not playing his guitar. He uses a ***ed-up pawnshop Kimberly with microphone pick-ups. Everytime he stops playing, the guitar starts to ring. Great trick! Guitar 1: Billy; Tuning: Eb Guitar 2: James; Tuning: Eb Bb Bb Gb Bb D Chords: E5 Bm/Fm5 Gm5 A5 Billy |-------------------------------| |-------------------------------| |------(1)--4-------------------| |-------2---4-------6---7-------| |-------2---2-------6---7-------| |-------0---2-------4---5-------| James |-------0---0-------0---0-------| |-------0---0-------0---0-------| |-------4---6-------3---4-------| |-------0---0-------0---0-------| |-------0---7-------4---5-------| |-------0---7-------4---5-------| Fills: Fill 1 Fill 2 Fill 3 (the Mayonaise guitar effect) |---------|-------------|--*-------| |---------|-------------|--*-------| |--8/98--|--13/1413---|--*-(1)---| |---------|-------------|--*--2----| |--6/76--|--11/1211---|--*--2----| |---------|-------------|--*--0----| Riff 1 (Billy) |----------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------| |--9/11-11-11-11/13-13-13-13/14-14-14-14/-16---| |----------------------------------------------| |--7/9--9--9--9-/11-11-11-11/12-12-12-12/14----| |----------------------------------------------| Riffs: Verse Riff: Billy (distortion) |---------------------------------| |---------------------------------| |--4------------8/98-----8/98---| |--4----6----2---------2----------| |--2----6----2--6/76--2--6/76---| |--2----4----0---------0----------| James (distortion) |--0----0----0---------0----------| |--0----0----0---------0----------| |--6----3----4---------4----------| |--0----0----0---------0----------| |--7----4----0---------0----------| |--7----4----0---------0----------| Billy (distortion) |------------------------------------| |------------------------------------| |--4------------8/98-----13/1413---| |--4----6----2---------2-------------| |--2----6----2--6/76--2--11/1211---| |--2----4----0---------0-------------| James (distortion) |--0----0----0---------0-------------| |--0----0----0---------0-------------| |--6----3----4---------4-------------| |--0----0----0---------0-------------| |--7----4----0---------0-------------| |--7----4----0---------0-------------| Intro Solo: Billy (clean) |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------2h4-4b5r4-2~-2h4p2---------------------------5r4-2-4--| |--2/4~~~--2h4--------------------4~-1~----------------2/4~----------| |---------------------------------------2/4-2--4---------------------| |------------------------------------------------2~~~----------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| James (clean) |----------0---------------0---------------3---0-------0---3---0-----| |------------0---------------0---------0---------0-------0---0---0---| |------6-------6-------6-------6-----1---1---0-------4---------------| |----7---7-------7---7---7-------7-2---------------5-----------------| |--0---------------0-------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| Billy (clean) |----------2~--------------------------------------------------------| |--2h4p2------5----7~-5454-2h4p2-------------------------------------| |--------4------4~---------------4-/6~-6/8--------119898--8----------| |------------------------------------------6------------11-11-9-11---| |--------------------------------------------7/9~--------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| James (clean) |----------0---------------0---------------3---0-------0---3---0-----| |------------0---------------0---------0---------0-------0---0---0---| |------6-------6-------6-------6-----1---1---0-------4---------------| |----7---7-------7---7---7-------7-2---------------5-----------------| |--0---------------0-------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| Billy (clean) 2x |-----------------------14~~----|-0----0--0----0---| |-------------------------------|-0----0--0----0---| |--8-9-9/11?14r12-11~~----------|-1----1--1----1---| |-------------------------------|-2--2-2--2--2-2---| |-------------------------------|-2--2-2--2--2-2---| |-------------------------------|-0--0-0--0--0-0---| ^hit distortion 1st time James (clean) 2x |--0---0-----0----0-----0----0--|-0----0--0----0---| |--0---0-----0----0-----0----0--|-0----0--0----0---| |--8---11----8----11----6----3--|-4----4--4----4---| |--0---0-----0----0-----0----0--|-0--0-0--0--0-0---| |--9---12----9----12----7----4--|-0--0-0--0--0-0---| |--9---12----9----12----7----4--|-0--0-0--0--0-0---| ^hit distortion 1st time Verse: Fill 1 Fill 2 Fill 3 (the Mayonaise guitar effect) |---------|-------------|--*-------| |---------|-------------|--*-------| |--8/98--|--13/1413---|--*-(1)---| |---------|-------------|--*--2----| |--6/76--|--11/1211---|--*--2----| |---------|-------------|--*--0----| Riff 1 (Billy) |----------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------| |--9/11-11-11-11/13-13-13-13/14-14-14-14/-16---| |----------------------------------------------| |--7/9--9--9--9-/11-11-11-11/12-12-12-12/14----| |----------------------------------------------| Bm/Fm5 | Gm5 | E5 | Fill 1 | E5 | Fill 1 Bm/Fm5 | Gm5 | E5 | Fill 1 | E5 | Fill 2 Bm/Fm5 Fool enough to almost be it Gm5 E5 Fill 1 Cool enough to not quite see it E5 Fill 1 Doomed Bm/Fm5 Pick your pocket full of sorrow Gm5 E5 Fill 1 and run away with me tomorrow E5 Fill 2 Gone Bridge: Cm5 we?ll try to ease the pain A5 E5 somehow I feel the same Bm/Fm5 E5 Fill 3 when noone knows E5 Fill 3 where our secrets go Verse: Bm/Fm5 I?ll send my heart to all my dearies Gm5 E5 Fill 1 when your love is so, so dreary E5 Fill 1 dream Bm/Fm5 I?m rumoured through the straight and narrow Gm5 E5 Fill 1 While all the hurlots of my perils E5 Fill 2 scream Chorus: Bm/Fm5 Gm5 and I fail E5 Fill 3 Fill 3 but when I can, I will Bm/Fm5 Gm5 Try to understand E5 Fill 3 Fill 3 when I can, I will Guitar Solo: Billy (distortion) |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |--2/4-4-4-4/6-6-6-6/7-7-7-7/9-9-9-9~~~---7-6-7~-6~--4/6~------------| |---------------------------------------------------------6gb7~~~~---| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| Billy (distortion) |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------4-4b6r4-2~---------------------------------| |--0h2-4----------2-4-4b6r4--2-------------4gb6r4~-2~---------------------| |--------2~~~~--4--------------------------------------2-4-2-4-4b~5r4-0---| Billy (distortion) |-------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------| |----------------------9~~--7p6------9/11~~-------------------| |------12~~--11p9-11p9----------7~~----------------7gb9~~~~---| |--------------------------------------------\\------------| ^pick slide James? part: James (distortion) |--0----0----0----0----0----0----0----0----0-------| |--0----0----0----0----0----0----0----0----0-------| |--4----6----4----6----8----4----4----3----1-------| |--0----0----0----0----0----0----0----0----0-------| |--0----7----0----7----9----0----5----4----2-------| |--0----7----0----7----9----0----5----4----2-------| Interlude: (clean guitars) Bm/Fm5 Mother weeped the years I?m missing Gm5 E5 (Fill 1) all the time can?t be given back Bm/Fm5 Shut my mouth and straked the demons Gm5 E5 (get heavy again!) Cursed you and your reasons E5 So bad E5 Fill3 E5 Fill 3 When I can, I will Riff 1 Chorus: Bm/Fm5 Gm5 Words define the plans E5 Fill 3 Fill 3 but when I can, I will Bm/Fm5 Gm5 try to understand E5 Fill 3 E5 Fill 3 when I can, I will Interlude: Bm/Fm5 Fool enough to almost be it Gm5 Cool enough to not quite see it E5 told enough to almost feel it E5 always older, always feel this Bm/Fm5 no more promise, no more sorrow Gm5 no longer will I follow E5 can anybody hear me E5 (Riff 1) I just want to be me Bm/Fm5 Gm E5 Fill 3 E5 Fill 3 when I can, I will Bm/Fm5 Gm try to understand that E5 Fill 3 E5 Fill3 when I can, I will Fill 3 Fill 3 Fill 3 Outro/Solo: Billy (clean) |-----------------------------4p2--------------------------------| |-----------------5p4----/7~------0-5---/12-12~~--9-9h12-97-9---| |----------2/4~~------4------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------------------| James (clean) |----------0---------------0---------------3---0-------0---3---0-----| |------------0---------------0---------0---------0-------0---0---0---| |------6-------6-------6-------6-----1---1---0-------4---------------| |----7---7-------7---7---7-------7-2---------------5-----------------| |--0---------------0-------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| Billy (clean) |-----------------------------------------------------------------| |--7p5-7p5--4-5-42--4p2--4/7~~-----------------------------------| |---------------------------------9p8--9p8/11~~--13r11--9p8-9p8---| |-----------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------| James (clean) |----------0---------------0---------------3---0-------0---3---0-----| |------------0---------------0---------0---------0-------0---0---0---| |------6-------6-------6-------6-----1---1---0-------4---------------| |----7---7-------7---7---7-------7-2---------------5-----------------| |--0---------------0-------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| Billy (clean) |----------------| |----------------| |----------------| |--9~~-/11-6~~---| |----------------| |----------------|