Stephen Lynch - Gynecologist
Tabbed by: Kunaisan (http://fly.to/kunaisan)
tabbed 9-4-02


Ok, the main driving riff can be played two ways....

E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B?2-----2--2----3---------------------------------------------------------
G?2-----2--2----3---------------------------------------------------------  x3
D?2-----2--2----3---------------------------------------------------------  
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Or?


E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B?------------------------------------------------------------------------
G?------------------------------------------------------------------------  x3
D?--7-----7--7------8-----------------------------------------------------  
A---7-----7--7------8-----------------------------------------------------
E---5-----5--5------6-----------------------------------------------------


Whichever way you choose to play them, they both sound good, however, I prefer the second way because you get a fuller sound.

Now for the fills between the riffs.


Pattern 1
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B?--3--2------------------------------------------------------------------
G?----------3--2----------------------------------------------------------
D?-----------------3------------------------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------



Pattern 2
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B?-------------------2--3-------------------------------------------------
G?-----------2--3---------------------------------------------------------
D?---2--3-----------------------------------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------


Pattern 3
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B?------------------------------------------------------------------------
G?------------------------------------------------------------------------
D?------------------------------------------------------------------------
A----1^bend---------------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------


So the song progression goes?

Riff x3
Pattern 1
Riff x3
Pattern 2
Riff x3
Pattern 3

The rest of the song is just the riff played over and over again throughout the verse, just get heavier on the chorus?

Lyrics:

Verse 1:
IM a rich and famous doctor, always knew I?d be?
An expert in the field of?gynecology?.
Next on my agenda, checking your pudenda let me see what I can find?.
If you get your nerves up, slip inside the stirrups? single thought wont cross my mind?


Chorus: 

I love PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUting women?s minds at rest?

I love PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUshing myself to be the best?

Doctor Stephen?s in (uh)


Verse 2:
I?ve got magic fingers, the doctor of the year?
There?s not a lip that I cant read? a pap that I can smear
When your legs are open, I begin? a-groping but I fear I must be blunt.
I would just assume, ill give you a balloon, I think ill stick to your?. C?. Front?



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