Verse: ----- (You know what Stuart, I like you...) G--------------------------------------------- D--3---------3-3------------------------------ A--------------------------------1----3------- E----------------------3---------------------- Pre-Chorus: ---------- (But they're content to sit back...) G---------------------- D------------3--------- (x3) A--5----1-------------- E-----------------5---- (But they don't know, what the queers...) G--------------------------------------------------------------- D------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2---------------------------- A--5----1----------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---- E--------------------------------------------------------------- Chorus: ------ ("...my burrow owl"... I said "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!...") G------------------------------------------------------- D------------------------5-6-6-6-6-6-5-----------5------ A--------------6-6-6-6-6---------------6-6-6-6-6-------- E--4-4-4-6-6-6------------------------------------------ ("lives in a hole in the ground...") G----------------------------------------------------------------- D--6-6-6-6-6-5-----------5-6-6-6-6-6-5-----------5-8-8-8--etc.---- A--------------6-6-6-6-6---------------6-6-6-6-6------------------ E----------------------------------------------------------------- Outro: ----- (The government says it's due to poor farming...) G------------------------ D-------------3-3-------- (x3) A---5-5--1-1------------- E-----------------5-5-5-- (for gay Martians. I swear to God...) G--------------------------------------------------------------- D--------------3---2---------------2---3---5---3---------------- A---5-5--1-1-----------5---3---5-------------------------------- E--------------------------------------------------------------- Let ring Not 100% sure about that little bit at the end, but it sounds pretty good to me.