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verse
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verse
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bridge
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lyrics
hope that you've learned your lesson here
the differences we enjoy to compare
these are two opposite careers
and the rebuplicans drink coffee when tile layers drink beers

chorus
achoo
thank you
i think i need a tissue
cuz all this racism with careers is making me sick
achoo
thank you
the republican forgot to say bess you
because he thinks he's better well he's a dick

the tile layer isn't a slacker
he's got a phd and wont drink a six packer
the republican thinks he's in the best factor
we'll put him in a farmers place make'em drive a tractor

chorus
achoo
thank you
i think i need a tissue
cuz all this racism with careers is making me sick
achoo
thank you
the republican forgot to say bess you
because he thinks he's better well he's a dick
achoo
thank you
i think i need a tissue
cuz all this racism with careers is making me sick

bridge
nudge
i wont budge
nudge me
don't think so 3X

chorus
achoo
thank you
i think i need a tissue
cuz all this racism with careers is making me sick
achoo
thank you
the republican forgot to say bess you
because he thinks he's better well he's a dick 2X