E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|--9-----11----------------9-------11---------------------------------------||
D|-9----11-------11----9---9--9---11---11-----11--------9--------------------||
A|7----9-------11-----9---7----7-9-------9--11----11---9---------------------||
E|------------9------7---------------------9--------9-7----------------------||

Intro

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B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
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D|-9---9---11----11-----11--------9----9---9---11----11----------------------||
A|7-----7-9--------9--11----11---9----7-----7-9--------9---------------------||
E|-------------------9--------9-7--------------------------------------------||

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B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
D|---11----------------------------------------------------------------------||
A|-11----11------------------------------------------------------------------||
E|9--------9-7----7---7-7-7-7------------------------------------------------|| 

Intro End

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx----------------------------------------------------------||
D|5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-5xxxxxx-----------------------------------------||
A|3-xxxxxx-5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-5xxxxxx-----------------------------------------||
E|------------------5-xxxxxx-3xxxxxx-----------------------------------------|| 

Verse 1 x3

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx----------------------------------------------------------||
D|5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-5----5---5-5-5-5--------------------------------||
A|3-xxxxxx-5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-5----5---5-5-5-5--------------------------------||
E|------------------5-xxxxxx-3----3---3-3-3-3--------------------------------|| 

Verse 1 ending x1

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
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D|444445555555555777774444455555777777777744444555557777777777---------------||
A|222223333355555555552222233333555555555522222333335555555555---------------||
E|----------33333---------------33333---------------33333--------------------||

Chorus 1 x1

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|4----5---------7--7--4--4---5---------7--7---------------------------------||
D|4----5---5--5--7--7--4--4---5---5--5--7--7---------------------------------||
A|2----3---5--5--5--5--2--2---3---5--5--5--5---5---5---555/3-----------------||
E|---------3--3-------------------3--3---------------------------------------||

Chorus 1 ending x2

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|--5-------7-----------------------5-------7--------------------------------||
D|-5---5---7---7----7-------5------5---5---7---7----7------------------------||
A|3-----3-5-----5--7---7---5---5--3-----3-5-----5--7---7---------------------||
E|----------------5-----5-3-----3-----------------5-----5-3----3---3-3-3-3---||

Interleud x1

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx----------------------------------------------------------||
D|5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-5xxxxxx-----------------------------------------||
A|3-xxxxxx-5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-5xxxxxx-----------------------------------------||
E|------------------5-xxxxxx-3xxxxxx-----------------------------------------||

Verse 2 x3

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-----------------5----------------------------------------||
D|5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-5------5----------------------------------------||
A|3-xxxxxx-5-xxxxxx-7-xxxxxx-5------3----------------------------------------||
E|------------------5-xxxxxx-3-----------------------------------------------|| 

Verse 2 ending x1

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|5------7--------------------5------7---------------------------------------||
D|5------7------7------5------5------7------7------5-------------------------||
A|3------5------7------5------3------5------7------5-------------------------||
E|--------------5------3--------------------5------3-------------------------|| 

Bridge x1

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|4444455555-----777774444455555-----777774444455555-----77777---------------||
D|444445555555555777774444455555777777777744444555557777777777---------------||
A|222223333355555555552222233333555555555522222333335555555555---------------||
E|----------33333---------------33333---------------33333--------------------|| 

Chorus2 3x

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|4----5---------7--7--4--4---5---------7------------------------------------||
D|4----5---5--5--7--7--4--4---5---5--5--7------------------------------------||
A|2----3---5--5--5--5--2--2---3---5--5--5------------------------------------||
E|---------3--3-------------------3--3---------------------------------------|| 

Chorus2 ending x3

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|4--4---5----------7-------------4------------------------------------------||
D|4--4---5---5--5---7-------------4------------------------------------------||
A|2--2---3---5--5---5--xxxxxxxx---2------------------------------------------||
E|-----------3--3------------------------------------------------------------||

Ending solo sequence x1

x= palm mutes
/= slides
END

And now Randomly follows What about the ponies?
E|16---16-16---16--17--16--14---14-14---14--16--14------------||
B|------------------------------------------------------------||
G|------------------------------------------------------------||
D|------------------------------------------------------------||
A|------------------------------------------------------------||
E|------------------------------------------------------------||

Into x4

Hello
welcome to ponyville
here we go


E|16---16-16---16--17--16--14---14-14---14--16--14------------||
B|------------------------------------------------------------||
G|------------------------------------------------------------||
D|------------------------------------------------------------||
A|------------------------------------------------------------||
E|------------------------------------------------------------||

MAIN RIFF x3

What about the ponies sitting in the field?
What about the ponies eating all the grass?
Look at them gay ponies their f***ing in the a**

E|16-16-16---17--16-----14-----16-----12----------------------||
B|------------------------------------------------------------||
G|------------------------------------------------------------||
D|------------------------------------------------------------||
A|------------------------------------------------------------||
E|------------------------------------------------------------||

End RIFF x1

Look at that pony, with a dill..... in his..... a**.
END