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Into x4

Hello
welcome to ponyville
here we go


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MAIN RIFF x3

What about the ponies sitting in the field?
What about the ponies eating all the grass?
Look at them gay ponies their f***ing in the a**

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End RIFF x1

Look at that pony, with a dill..... in his..... a**.
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