Intro and verses:
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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine thats out of date
Use your private part as piranha bait

Chorus
C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die
C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die 
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork 
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die
C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die 
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers bran new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die
C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die 
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue 
I wonder what this red button do

C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die
  F          G       C
So many dumb ways to die
C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die 
   F         G       C 
So many dumb ways to die

F        G      C           Am       F    G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
C           Am     F            G    C    Am
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
F            G         C             Am  
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
F             G                  C      Am  
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
F              G                C          Am  
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
F        G             C          F  
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly 

     C       G      Am
The dumbest ways to die
     F      G        Am
The dumbest ways to die
C      G        Am
Dumbest ways to die
F
So many dumb
G                    C
So many dumb ways to die