A Well I'm trying not to panic E But I'm gettin' all romantic B A E Gettin' soft with everything I say and do A I'm talkin' hours on the phone E Puttin' on that sweet cologne B A E I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you Oh wait a minute it gets worse I found myself holding your purse Waiting outside that bra and pantie store My boss' wife walked by She spotted me and told me hi And I knew then I was in for it for sure A Now all the boys down at the shop know E And they sure do find it funny A They say you've changed my ways B And that you're spending all my money A E Honey if you're not in love A B If you're not in love A E If you're not in love A B E A E B Oh if you're not in love... Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble I get this lump in my throat I think I sold my boat So I could buy that diamond ring for you Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' That since I can't go fishin' You don't make me sell my golf clubs too Now all the boys down at the shop know And they laughed until I cried I told them If I mess this up My mamma's gonna tear my hide (Chorus) A I gave up that can of snuff E No more NASCAR on TV A Honey If that ain't enough E This may be the death of me (Chorus)