Tabbed by Chad.  

Standard tuning. 



Intro: C


                          C
Put your arms around me baby 
                         G
Can't you see I need you so
                             F
Hold me close against your skin
                 G 
I'm about to begin
         C
Lovin' you


Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
           C
At a medium pace

Play with my balls and tell me
G
How big they are

Honey, rub your beaver
     F
Up and down my face
      G
Sit on the corner of the bed
         C
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
        C
Now stick it up my ass

Push it in and out
       G
At a medium pace
                                 F
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick

And how big it was
 G
Now shave off my pubes
             C
And punch me in the face
    F
Whoa darlin'
          G
Make me push my dick and balls
C          B        A
Back between my legs
G                F
Call me an ugly woman

And take my picture to show
                      G
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum

And take the shampoo bottle
C
Out of my ass

Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
G
And watch me whack off
               F
Strap on a dildo

And make me give you head
G
Tell me to slow down
             C
And do it at a medium pace

I feel so humiliated
 C
I'm about to blow my load

You tell me it's time to make love
G
But now I can't

'Cause I spewed all over myself
                        F
Then you look into my eyes
       G
And you realize
               C           B      A      G
How much I enjoy lovin' you
F                                    G
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach 
                                                 
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you  

Outro- A   G   C