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ha ha ha haa Your card got stolen again 
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Your country is stupid And so are you 
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Ha ha ha ha ha haa 
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The details of your card were stolen from you
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They could have stolen your life if they wanted to
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But one bargain bucket was almost enough
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they went to a grocery store and bought some stuff
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In stead of identity theft it was like one guy perpetuating
  C      C7 
a stereo tyyyype 

All together now
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Ha ha ha ha ha haa 
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Your bank security?s lame It must be a zinger
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It sucks to be you 
G        C     F
Ha ha ha ha ha haa 
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In England, we?ve this thing, it?s called chip and pin 

Ooooooooh 
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When you pay by card you put 4 numbers in

Oooooooooh
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It?s just like a signature it?s just the same 
    Bb           F       C              Dm
But it?s far too easy to write someone?s name 
    Bb         F          C            Dm
But guessing a four digit pin is quite hard 
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Be cause its not there on the back of your card YOU MORONS 
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Ha ha ha ha ha haa 
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Ha haa ha ha ha haa 
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It?s so close to Christmas, but you can?t buy gifts
G        C     F 
Ho ho ho ho ho hoo 
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Ho ho you know you?re not the subject of our sorrowful story 
   Dm                       F
Ho ho to victimize you over this would be all wrong 
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Ho ho If we have made you cry this was not our intent 
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Ho ho our love for you?s for this indignant argu ment 
F        C     F
Ha ha ha ha ha haa 
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This wouldn?t have happened to you 
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if you weren?t so rubbish and careless to boot 
    Bb          F            C        Dm
The haters will hate and the owls say hoot 
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Say you can't blame us for not giving a 
Bb       C
Ha ha ha ha
Bb       C  F
Ha ha ha ha ha!