Capo 2 G5 B5 I have a little house E5 D5 G5 B5 E5 Close to town but not to the city D5 G5 B5 E5 Far from home but near my family D5 G5 B5 No water views but so close to the sea E5 D5 G5 B5 E5 D5 I see, this is how my little life could be G5 B5 E5 And I'm filling it with things D5 G5 B5 E5 Like furniture I find on the street D5 G5 B5 E5 And all the special things I'd like to eat D5 G5 B5 E5 Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, I'll meet them D5 *E5 While I'm orbiting the world *D5 *E5 D5 And it's so pretty and so lonely G5 B5 E5 D5 G5 B5 E5 My lovely love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide D5 G5 B5 E5 And my sex life has all been plagiarized D5 G5 B5 E5 D5 In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline G5 B5 E5 I'd like to rent a wife D5 G5 B5 E5 Then rent a husband to keep her for life D5 G5 B5 The three of us, we could be so happy E5 D5 G5 B5 Them with each other, me with company E5 D5 *E5 I'll see them off on a flight around the world *D5 *E5 D5 And it's so pretty and so lonely E5 D5 I could just die, I might just die E5 D5 I could just die, I might just die G5 B5 E5 And at my funeral D5 G5 B5 E5 They will say Tom he was such a nice guy D5 G5 B5 E5 He went too early but he went in style D5 G5 B5 E5 They'll play my music and then they will cry D5 G5 B5 E5 Then they'll have a little wake D5 G5 B5 E5 They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake D5 G5 B5 E5 And my mother's little heart will break D5 G5 B5 And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake. E5 D5 G5 B5 E5 He can't be dead, take me instead" D5 E5 Oh, but I'm not dead D5 They tell me I'm not dead E5 And they say that I'm not dead D5 And that I won't die for some time G5 B5 E5 In my little house D5 G5 B5 E5 Just writing little songs to pass the time D5 G5 B5 E5 Which incidentally is seven forty nine D5 G5 B5 E5 So don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D5 G5 B5 E5 And don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D5 G5 B5 E5 Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D5 G5 B5 E5 Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D5 G5 B5 E5 Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D5 G5 I'm just so fucking fine. *= I'm not sure if this is right. If you don't use a capo, then... G--> A5 Bm--> C#5 Em--> F#5 D--> E5