B5                          G5           
I wanna tell you about my mountain home,
A5                     B5      
Where all the lady's names are Joan,
B5                          G5
when her husband works back late at night,
A5
hopes are are up for trouser's down,
          B5
with the hostess on the business flight.
             G5
Taxi in her Mercedes drive,
A5                     B5
I hope that driver's coming out alive,
B5
the garden it is dorseted,
       G5
that lady she's so corseted,
A5                       B5
she'd got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray.
B5 
Thinks he's one and only,
          G5
but that lovely she's so lonely,
      A5                       
she pumps him full of breakfast,
          B5  
and she sends on his way.

B5
What a sing song dance,
        A5
what a performance,
        G5
what a cheap tent show,
   F#5
oh no no no no no,
A5        B5   
then the boys light up,
         G5
then the boys light up,
         A5
then the boys light up,
         B5
then the boys light up, light up, light up
Buddy

B5 - G5 - A5

B5            G5
Silently she opens the drawer
A5                 
Mama's little helper,
     B5
is coming out for more,
B5                       G5
Stategically positioned for the midday show,
     A5
The back is arched, those lips are parched,
  B5
repeated blow by blow,
B5                        G5
Later at the party where all the MP's rave,
           A5  
About the hummers she been given,
         B5
and the money that they've saved,
B5
To her it is skin lotion,
G5
him promotion too,
  A5                            B5        
that flat in surfers paradise with the ocean view.


B5
What a sing song dance,
        A5
what a performance,
        G5
what a cheap tent show,
   F#5
oh no no no no no,
A5        B5   
then the boys light up,
         G5
then the boys light up,
         A5
then the boys light up,
         B5
then the boys light up, light up, light up

A5        B5   
then the boys light up,
         G5
then the boys light up,
         A5
then the boys light up,
         B5
then the boys light up, light up, light up