INTRO B7 , D7 , A7 , A7 - Bb7 - B7 , D7 , A7 VERSE ONE B7 D7 A7 A7 - Bb7 Alchohol, my permanent accessory B7 D7 A7 A7 - Bb7 Alchohol, a party time necessity B7 D7 A7 F#m7 Alchohol, alternative to feeling like yourself D E A , E , A , E , Oh, alchohol, I still drink to your health CHORUS A E F#m7 A7 - Bb7 - B7 D A E I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alchohol VERSE TWO B7 D7 A7 A7 - Bb7 Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea B7 D7 A7 A7 - Bb7 A Malibu and Coke for you, a G. and T. for me B7 D7 A7 F#m7 Alchohol, your songs resolve like my life never will D E A , E , A , E When someone else is picking up the bill CHORUS (as above) F#m7 D E F#m7 Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me? D E F#m7 D E A , E For while I cannot love myself, I'll use something else BRIDGE A A/Ab A/G D/F# D A I thought that alchohol was just for those with nothing else to do A A/Ab A/G Dm/F A I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze A/Ab A/G Dm/F A But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose A/Ab A/G D E To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse [During piano solo play intro] CHORUS (as above) E F#m7 B7 D7 Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor A E trying on your camisole? F#m7 D E F#m7 D E F#m7 Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me, for while I cannot love myself D E A9 I'll use something else OUTRO A9 , Em7 (x4 and end on A9 ) B1: Submit