G F7M G I know why I like you, F7M G It's cause of your clothing F7M G And your haircut G (mute) And 'cause you're racist G F7M G I have a match, your face F7M G My asking you questions F7M G You can't answer C You wanna box me? Am Am7M Am7 Am6 Our world works in mysterious ways Am Am7M Am7 Am6 They say a man with a beard may frighten Am Am7M Am7 Am6 Children or dogs, but a mustache scares me more A G7M A I know why you bite me G7M A It's cause of your instincts G7M A And your canines A (mute) And 'cause I kicked you A G A I have a bone to pick G A Please go on the paper G A And fetch me my slippers D5 (mute) And stop meowing Bm Bm7M Bm7 Bm6 Man's best friend wags his tail and bares his Bm Bm7M Bm7 Bm6 Teeth to the man with the mail and though he's Bm Bm7M Bm7 Bm6 Frightened of thunder, he never goes to war B7 F#m B7 Tell me what's the circumstance of circumsision E7 A7 E7 And what happens in my daughter's pants, is whose descision B7 F#m I've seen the facts, of inter-race relations B7 F#m Of see-through slacks, and cyber-masturbation E7 A7 If one hundred monkeys each could have their own show E7 Perhaps one day a chimp might say N.C "You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the lord" G F7M G I know why I like you, F7M G It's cause of your sandals F7M G And your supper G (mute) And 'cause you're JESUS G F7M G I have a match; your dad F7M G My dad has your picture F7M G Right next to your mother's C And one of Charo Am Am7M Am7 Am6 They hold hands up in heaven and they Am Am7M Am7 Am6 Say their son's name is Kevin but I Am Am7M Am7 Am6 Read in a book somewhere that his name is A G Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack x2