G5 F5 G5 I know why I like you, F5 G5 It's cause of your clothing F5 G5 And your haircut G5 (mute) And 'cause you're racist G5 F5 G5 I have a match, your face F5 G5 My asking you questions F5 G5 You can't answer C5 You wanna box me? A5 Am7M A5 A5 Our world works in mysterious ways A5 Am7M A5 A5 They say a man with a beard may frighten A5 Am7M A5 A5 Children or dogs, but a mustache scares me more A5 G5 A5 I know why you bite me G5 A5 It's cause of your instincts G5 A5 And your canines A5 (mute) And 'cause I kicked you A5 G5 A5 I have a bone to pick G5 A5 Please go on the paper G5 A5 And fetch me my slippers D5 (mute) And stop meowing B5 Bm7M B5 B5 Man's best friend wags his tail and bares his B5 Bm7M B5 B5 Teeth to the man with the mail and though he's B5 Bm7M B5 B5 Frightened of thunder, he never goes to war B5 F#5 B5 Tell me what's the circumstance of circumsision E5 A5 E5 And what happens in my daughter's pants, is whose descision B5 F#5 I've seen the facts, of inter-race relations B5 F#5 Of see-through slacks, and cyber-masturbation E5 A5 If one hundred monkeys each could have their own show E5 Perhaps one day a chimp might say N.C5 "You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the lord" G5 F5 G5 I know why I like you, F5 G5 It's cause of your sandals F5 G5 And your supper G5 (mute) And 'cause you're JESUS G5 F5 G5 I have a match; your dad F5 G5 My dad has your picture F5 G5 Right next to your mother's C5 And one of Charo A5 Am7M A5 A5 They hold hands up in heaven and they A5 Am7M A5 A5 Say their son's name is Kevin but I A5 Am7M A5 A5 Read in a book somewhere that his name is A5 G5 Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack x2