-Standard Tuning-

-No Capo-

[Intro]
A9 , A9/F# , G , D , D/C# , G (x2)

[Verse 1]
A9            A9/F#
Just show me the venue
             G    D
When I'm the menu
     D/C#        A9
It's personalized
                A9/F#
The life of the party
               G
I'm like Billy Barty
            Bbm6
But regular-sized

[Pre-Chorus]
  G       A9         A9/F#
I guess I should explain
G       Bbm6       A9  A9/F#
  Your guests will go  insane
    D/F#  A9
For me

[Chorus]
( A9 )
'Cause I'm serving up quality
   A9/F#
It can't be beat
   D/F#
If you're not down
     Em         E
Vote with your feet
    A9     A9/F#
My quality, biology
  D/F#                 G
Enhanced with high technology

[Verse 2]
Over in England
Everything bent
But I'm satisfied
I hung with the stars there
You know they drive cars there
On the other side

[Pre-Chorus]
They barely noticed me
You said you'd go with me
Always

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm serving up quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, biology
                        E
Inspired some Greek mythology

[Bridge]
A        A9                                 E
It's all true (cross my heart and hope to die)
  A        A9
I swear to you (stick a needle in your eye)
    G                  A
And if you've been misled
          G                  A
May some lightning strike me dead

[Instrumental]
A9 , A9/F# , G , D , D/C# , G (x2)

[Verse 3]
Back in Japan, they
Did not understand, they
Sent me back here
But look at them now, they're
Rubbing my cow, there
And feeding it beer

[Pre-Chorus]
I may go back someday
They'll have a huge buffet
For me

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm serving up quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, mirology
Is studied in theology
It's quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Enhanced with high technology

[End on Asus2]