-Standard Tuning-

-No Capo-

[Intro]
A5 , A5 , G5 , D5 , D5 , G5 (x2)

[Verse 1]
A5            A5
Just show me the venue
             G5    D5
When I'm the menu
     D5        A5
It's personalized
                A5
The life of the party
               G5
I'm like Billy Barty
            Bb5
But regular-sized

[Pre-Chorus]
  G5       A5         A5
I guess I should explain
G5       Bb5       A5  A5
  Your guests will go  insane
    D5  A5
For me

[Chorus]
( A5 )
'Cause I'm serving up quality
   A5
It can't be beat
   D5
If you're not down
     E5         E5
Vote with your feet
    A5     A5
My quality, biology
  D5                 G5
Enhanced with high technology

[Verse 2]
Over in England
Everything bent
But I'm satisfied
I hung with the stars there
You know they drive cars there
On the other side

[Pre-Chorus]
They barely noticed me
You said you'd go with me
Always

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm serving up quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, biology
                        E5
Inspired some Greek mythology

[Bridge]
A5        A5                                 E5
It's all true (cross my heart and hope to die)
  A5        A5
I swear to you (stick a needle in your eye)
    G5                  A5
And if you've been misled
          G5                  A5
May some lightning strike me dead

[Instrumental]
A5 , A5 , G5 , D5 , D5 , G5 (x2)

[Verse 3]
Back in Japan, they
Did not understand, they
Sent me back here
But look at them now, they're
Rubbing my cow, there
And feeding it beer

[Pre-Chorus]
I may go back someday
They'll have a huge buffet
For me

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm serving up quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, mirology
Is studied in theology
It's quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Enhanced with high technology

[End on Asus2]