S1: I've seen a lot of people request this one all over the place, and
  it's already in the archive, but it's way off so I had to set things
  right. On the CD they use guitar capo 2, and it sounds better that way.
  During the verses and intro the B7, D7, and A7 are all bar chords., INTRO

  B5 , D5 , A5 , A7-Bb7-B5 , D5 , A5
  VERSE ONE 
  B5 D5 A5 A7-Bb5
  Alchohol, my permanent accessory 
  B5 D5 A5 A7-Bb5
  Alchohol, a party time necessity 
  B5 D5 A5 F#5
  Alchohol, alternative to feeling like yourself 
  D5 E5 A5 , E5 , A5 , E5 , 
  Oh, alchohol, I still drink to your health 

  CHORUS 
  A5 E5 F#5 A7-Bb7-B5 D5 A5 E5
  I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alchohol 

  VERSE TWO 
  B5 D5 A5 A7-Bb5
  Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea 
  B5 D5 A5 A7-Bb5
  A Malibu and Coke for you, a G. and T. for me 
  B5 D5 A5 F#5
  Alchohol, your songs resolve like my life never will 
  D5 E5 A5 , E5 , A5 , E5
  When someone else is picking up the bill 

  CHORUS (as above) 
  F#5 D5 E5 F#5
  Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me? 
  D5 E5 F#5 D5 E5 A5 , E5
  For while I cannot love myself, I'll use something else 

  BRIDGE 
  A5 A5 A5 D5 D5 A5
  I thought that alchohol was just for those with nothing else to do 
  A5 A5 A5 D5 A5
  I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze 
  A5 A5 D5 A5
  But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
  A5 A5 D5 E5
  To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse 

  During piano solo play intro

  CHORUS (as above) 
  E5 F#5 B5 D5
  Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor 
  A5 E5
  trying on your camisole? 
  F#5 D5 E5 F#5 D5 E5 F#5
  Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me, for while I cannot love myself
  D5 E5 A5
  I'll use something else 

  OUTRO 
  A5 , E5 (x4 and end on A5 )