C             Dm           F                      G  
The perfect love song,  it has no words,  it only has death threats
             C        Dm            F                        G      
And you can tell,  a classic ballad,  by how threatening it gets
                          C                                  Dm  
So if you walk into your house,  and she's cutting up your mother 
       F                        G                          C    
She's only trying to tell you that, she loves you like no other,   
    Dm                                   F           G      
No other,   she  loves  you  like  no  other

 Bm        C               D                Em 
The only emotions that I know are love and hate 
            Bm                  C             D               Em   
And she's chopping and she's changing, and it's making you afraid
            F7M      Am          C               G       
I  said,  "Close your eyes,  and imagine that I'm nice" 
        C                  Dm                F                 G   G7
She'll kiss you or she'll kill you,  but you'll, just have to wait 
         C                   Dm                 F   G           
Because some things,  that I do,  make you go blue
     C                   Dm              F  
And something, that you said made me go red

             C       Dm          F                   G  
The perfect love has no emotions,  it only harbours doubts
             C      Dm                F                G      
And if she fears,  your intentions,  she will cut you out
                      C                           Dm       
So do not raise your voice and do not shake your fist
 F                          G
Just pass her the carving knife 
                      C        Dm                          F     G      
If that's what she insists, insists, if that's what she insists

Bm         C          D                         Em  
A hate tattoo on my brain and a love one on my heart
             Bm              C                D                  Em   
I'd like to hate you like I love you and just, tear your dreams apart
           F7M     Am          C               G       
I said, "Close your eyes,  and imagine that I'm nice" 
         C               Dm          F              G   G7
Cupid's arrow,  looking more like,  Cupid's poison dart

         C                 Dm                  F    G
Because some things that I do,   make you go blue 
      C                   Dm                   F   G
And something,  that you said,  made  me  go  red
 C                 Dm                  F   G                            
Some things that I do,   make you go blue
      C                   Dm                F    G   
And something,  that you said,  made me go red

             C       Dm         F                         G   
The perfect kiss is dry as sand,  and doesn't take your breath
             C         Dm           F                              G    C  
The perfect kiss,  is with the boy,  that you've just stabbed to death
   Dm            F                               G     C  
Is with the boy,   that you've just stabbed to death     
    Dm           F                               G    C (hold) 
Is with the boy,   that you've just stabbed to death.