chorus: G5 C5 bottle of wine, bottle of wine, G5 D5 where did you go and lose my mind G5 A5 i spent my change, i fell out of line, D5 G5 down in the bottom of a bottle of wine G5 C5 i mowed the carpet, i drank shampoo, G5 D5 i smoked the wallpaper sniffed all the glue G5 C5 I turned on the strobe lights, the vibrating bed D5 G5 I drank the wine for to straighten my head -chorus- G5 C5 Well, I just might get the urge to roll out of bed D5 G5 Dog is moaning and your girlfriend is dead G5 C5 Dishes in the sink and your body starts to itch D5 G5 Take out the trash, and fall in a ditch -chorus-