Intro: A7M - E7M (etc/) A7M E7M Anthony walked to his death because he thought he'd never feel this way again A7M E7M If he goes back to the house then things would go from bad to worse what could he do? A7M E7M He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that funny day A7M And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because F#m ( G#m ) It's bound to be less boring than today A A7M Bound to be less boring than tomorrow Hilary went to her death because she couldn't think of anything to say Everybody thought that she was boring so they never listened anyway Nobody was really saying anything of interest she fell asleep She was into S&M and bible studies Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me A A cup of tea she would admit to no one F#m ( G#m ) A cup of tea she would admit to me A A7M A cup of tea she would admit to no one Hilary went to the Catholic Church because she wanted information The vicar or whatever took her to one side and gave her confirmation Saint Theresa's calling her the church up on the hill is looking lovely But it didn't interest the only things she wants to know is How and why and when and where to go How and why and when and where to follow How and why and when and where to go A How and why and when and where to follow C#m But if you are feeling sinister B Go off and see a minister A E A - E - A (etc/) He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever E A When she got back her spirituality was thrown into confusion E A So she got a special deal on renting from the man at Rediffusion E A Look at me I'm on TV It makes up for the shortcomings of being poor E Now I'm in a million pieces picked up for deliberation F#m ( G#m ) By the people listening at home A By the people watching on the telly By the people listening at home By the people watching on the telly But if you are feeling sinister Go off and see a minister He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever A E La la la la la la la... A La la la la la la la But if you are feelin sinister Go off and see a minister A The chances are you'll probably feel better If you stay and play with yourself End on E