CAPO 3rd fret 
 
INTRO: C Em Am G A B F G F B C 
 
C             Em         Am          G A B 
This here's a song about two sets of Jone's 
C           Em      Am         G  C/G G C/G 
Rothchild - Evelyn, Reuben and Sue 
C           Em               Am       G A  B 
Just for discussion, through random selection 
      F          G           F       B C 
We've chosen two couples who haven't a clue 
 

C             Em       Am       G A B 
Rothchild was lucky to marry so wealthy 
C      Em           Am           G  C/G G C/G 
Evelyn bought him a house on the beach 
C          Em      Am          G A B 
Reuben and Sue had nothing but Jesus 
         F                G              F        B    C 
And each night they would pray that He'd care for them each 
 

                Em   F    C 
        And the rain came down 
           Em       F          C 
        It belw the four walls down 
                Em           F       C Am 
        And the clouds, they rolled away 
        F          G          F        B    C 
        One set of Jone's was standing that day 
 

C        Em        Am             G A B 
Evelyn's daddy was proud of young Rothchild 
   C               Em       Am        G  C/G G C/G 
He worked the late hours to be number one 
C             Em             Am           G A B 
But just newlyweds and their marriage got rocky 
     F         G             F      B C 
He's flying to Dallas, She's having a son 
 

C          Em        Am       G A B 
Reuben was holding a Gideon's Bible 
   C               Em          Am       G  C/G G C/G 
He screamed it's a boy so that everyone heard 
    C           Em      Am        G A B 
The guys at the factory took a collection 
 F         G            F          B C 
Agian, God provided for bills He'd incurred 
  
CHORUS: 
F7M                          C 
So, what is the point of this story 
F7M                C 
What am I trying to say 
F7M                      C              Em 
Is your life based on the rock of Christ Jesus 
      Am                      G      C/G  G 
Or a sandy foundation you've managed to lay 
 

C           Em      Am           G A B                 
Needless to say, Evelyn left her Husband 
    C            Em    Am       G  C/G G C/G 
And sued Him for every penny He had 
C       Em         Am             G A B 
I truly wish those two would find Jesus 
F                 G               F    B  C 
Before things get worse than they already have