Intro: G5 G5 D5 You were saving the date C5 D5 But you woke up too late G5 D5 C5 Pulled the covers down over your head G5 D5 You haven't left your front door C5 D5 For a week maybe more G5 D5 C5 D5 Tell me, hey, what's the news from your bed C5 D5 You know your face is all covered with your birthday cake G5 D5 C5 That you're eating in the kitchen at home C5 D5 Another banner year, a splendid day G5 D5 C5 Another inch or two that you've grown C5 D5 But it's hard to celebrate on your own G5 D5 C5 D5 There's a mouse in the cupboard that nibbles your crumbs G5 D5 C5 And you talk to him every night G5 D5 C5 D5 You say, 'Hey, Mr. Whiskers, I'm bored and I'm numb G5 D5 C5 D5 You can stay if you just treat me right' C5 D5 Just last year you were fortunate baby G5 D5 C5 And your friends circled around you in droves C5 D5 Are they thinking of you? Maybe just maybe G5 D5 C5 But not a one has bothered to phone C5 D5 Tell me where, oh, where did they go? Interlude: G5 D5 C5 D5 x4 A5 G5 Called a car about an hour ago A5 You're gonna take yourself out G5 Despite the cold and snow A5 Did they forget about you? G5 Are they in on it too? A5 You're sitting looking in the mirror G5 C5 G5 D5 At your dancing shoes G5 D5 C5 D5 When your family calls you make nice to them all G5 D5 C5 D5 And assure them you're fine and you're great G5 D5 C5 D5 Then you cry in the bath, cry so hard that you laugh G5 D5 C5 D5 Then you watch television til late C5 D5 Who do you need? Nobody G5 D5 C5 You're lucky nobody's around C5 I can pour my own drinks D5 G5 D5 C5 D5 No thanks, Mister. Go on, and get out of town C5 G5 D5 G5 And you're gorgeous in your evening gown