Dm
High School party, senior year

F
Boys and girls are all sippin? on beer

C
I like soda, where?s the soda


Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda

Dm
I see you from across the crowd

                F
I said the party is bumpin? and the music is loud

C                                      Dm
You?re really drunk and you?re looking sad


It?s like a date rape ad


F
Girl, then we start to dance and

C
Girl, baby this is romance

Dm                                 C
Girl, I?m starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants

F
Girl, you?re bodies like what

C
conjunction junction, that?s a fine ass but

Dm                                             C
I?m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin? ?til you get to the nut

And I said

       F                        C
Let?s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block

       Dm                       C
Either way girl, we?re taking a walk(wok)?nothing?

F
You?re going to love me the way my uncle did

C
Except you?re not gonna to go to court for doin? it


F                      C
Be a guillotine or my girl instead

       Dm                    C
Either way, you?re giving me head

F
I?m gonna love you the right way

C
Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say


Dm
Girl

           C
When I say girl

Dm                    F
We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter

C
Why?s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after

Dm                                F
You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed

C
Even though you?re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed

Dm
We?re both aware of my erection

F
You ask if I have protection

C
I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby 
walked in I had to hide
them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit


F
Girl

C
Girl


Dm
Insert a euphemism


A sexy mental prism

F
Increase my pelvic rhythm


For you with my syllogism

C
I know your body and I know how to please ya


Don?t thank me, thank wikipedia

Dm
Guys don?t go down, well I am

F                                                   C
What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram

Dm
Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess

C
Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad


Dm
High school party, senior year

F
None of that happened cause I wasn?t invited?hm