D5
High School party, senior year

F5
Boys and girls are all sippin? on beer

C5
I like soda, where?s the soda


Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda

D5
I see you from across the crowd

                F5
I said the party is bumpin? and the music is loud

C5                                      D5
You?re really drunk and you?re looking sad


It?s like a date rape ad


F5
Girl, then we start to dance and

C5
Girl, baby this is romance

D5                                 C5
Girl, I?m starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants

F5
Girl, you?re bodies like what

C5
conjunction junction, that?s a fine ass but

D5                                             C5
I?m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin? ?til you get to the nut

And I said

       F5                        C5
Let?s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block

       D5                       C5
Either way girl, we?re taking a walk(wok)?nothing?

F5
You?re going to love me the way my uncle did

C5
Except you?re not gonna to go to court for doin? it


F5                      C5
Be a guillotine or my girl instead

       D5                    C5
Either way, you?re giving me head

F5
I?m gonna love you the right way

C5
Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say


D5
Girl

           C5
When I say girl

D5                    F5
We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter

C5
Why?s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after

D5                                F5
You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed

C5
Even though you?re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed

D5
We?re both aware of my erection

F5
You ask if I have protection

C5
I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby 
walked in I had to hide
them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit


F5
Girl

C5
Girl


D5
Insert a euphemism


A sexy mental prism

F5
Increase my pelvic rhythm


For you with my syllogism

C5
I know your body and I know how to please ya


Don?t thank me, thank wikipedia

D5
Guys don?t go down, well I am

F5                                                   C5
What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram

D5
Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess

C5
Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad


D5
High school party, senior year

F5
None of that happened cause I wasn?t invited?hm