The Toy by Bob Kevoian on Bob and Tom Show
Key G5
Verse 1:
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My baby don't want fancy things.  No diamonds, furs, or limousines
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She just wants my lovin all the time.
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When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
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to fill the void when I'm not by her side.


Chorus
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A multi function jumbo dong,  waterproof 12 inches long 
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with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
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Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
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the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.

Verse 2:

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So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
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That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
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And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
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So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.

Chorus 2:
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he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
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A g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
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A backdoor buddy, a latex fist,  that's right I said a latex fist
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and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.


Verse 3:

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And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
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It was the one she wanted all along
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I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
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I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.


Chorus
            C5                        G5
It was a multi function jumbo dong,  waterproof 12 inches long 
A5                             D5
with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
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Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
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that SOB will never be the same
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He won't forget this love affair.  That toy's still in his derriere
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And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.