Intro: B5 E5 G#5 F#5 Woo-hoo-hoo Woo-hoo-hoo B5 Debbie just hit the wall E5 She never had it all G#5 One Prozac a day F#5 Husbands a CPA B5 Her dreams went out the door E5 When she turned twenty four G#5 Only been with one man F#5 What happen to her plan? B5 She was gonna be an actress E5 She was gonna be a star G#5 She was gonna shake her ass F#5 On the hood of White Snake's car B5 Her yellow SUV, E5 is now the enemy G#5 Looks at her average life F#5 And nothing, has been, alright Refr?o: B5 Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna E5 Way before Nirvana G#5 There was U2, and Blondie F#5 And music still on MTV B5 Her two kids, in high school E5 They tell her that she's uncool G#5 But she still preoccupied F#5 With 19, 19, 1985 B5 E5 G#5 F#5 Woo-hoo-hoo B5 She's seen all the classics E5 She knows every line G#5 Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink F#5 Even Saint Elmo's Fire B5 She rocked out to wham E5 Not a big Limp Bizkit fan G#5 Thought she'd get a hand F#5 On a member of Duran Duran B5 Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin E5 And who's the other guy singing in Van Halen G#5 When did reality, become T.V. F#5 What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows (On the radio was) Refr?o: B5 Springsteen, Madonna E5 Way before Nirvana G#5 There was U2, and Blondie F#5 And music still on MTV B5 Her two kids, in high school E5 They tell her that she's uncool G#5 But she still preoccupied F#5 With 19, 19, 1985 B5 She hates time, make it stop E5 When did Motley Crue become classic rock? G#5 And when did Ozzy become an actor? F#5 Please make this stop! Stop! Stop! (And bring back) Refr?o x2