This is my first Tab...well its not really a tab is it...hmmm... well anyways  I 
wanted a chordal version so here it is!

(Palm Mute Verse)
D           A    G           A
Such a big man, such a little chick.
D           A    G             A
I think it all goes back to your tiny
D           A G              A
Pick-up truck in the driveway,
D       A      G       A
With a sticker on the window
G              A
"Rest in Peace Number 3".

(Strum )
D             A 
Tell all your friends
G              A
How you put her in her place.
D            A
7 pounds of makeup
G       A                G
Just to hide her beat up face.
G    G      G    A
Such a pretty face.

[Chorus:]
D          A             G        A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D      A                       G          A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

G                                   A
She's wearing shades but we all see
C#          G       D   G
Behind the tinted glass.
G            B               
And I've got 99 biker friends
            A         G        
That wanna kick your ass.

(Palm Mute)
D
Tell her that you're sorry.
A
Blame it on the beer.
G
Your dad was mean to you.
A                               B