This is my first Tab...well its not really a tab is it...hmmm... well anyways  I 
wanted a chordal version so here it is!

(Palm Mute Verse)
D5           A5    G5           A5
Such a big man, such a little chick.
D5           A5    G5             A5
I think it all goes back to your tiny
D5           A5 G5              A5
Pick-up truck in the driveway,
D5       A5      G5       A5
With a sticker on the window
G5              A5
"Rest in Peace Number 3".

(Strum )
D5             A5 
Tell all your friends
G5              A5
How you put her in her place.
D5            A5
7 pounds of makeup
G5       A5                G5
Just to hide her beat up face.
G5    G5      G5    A5
Such a pretty face.

[Chorus:]
D5          A5             G5        A5
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D5      A5                       G5          A5
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

G5                                   A5
She's wearing shades but we all see
C#5          G5       D5   G5
Behind the tinted glass.
G5            B5               
And I've got 99 biker friends
            A5         G5        
That wanna kick your ass.

(Palm Mute)
D5
Tell her that you're sorry.
A5
Blame it on the beer.
G5
Your dad was mean to you.
A                               B