INTRO: F5 Bb5 C5 (2X) F5 Bb5 F5 I WAS ALL CAUGHT UP WITH MYSELF ON THE HIGHWAY LATE ONE NIGHT F5 C5 DRIVIN ALONG LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL WHEN I OBSERVED AN AMAZING SIGHT F5 Bb5 F5 WAS A LONELY APPARITION BY THE ROADSIDE STANDING THERE F5 C5 F5 WITH A THUMB OUT IN THE WILDERNESS AND A HALO IN HIS HAIR F5 GIMME A RIDE TO HEAVEN BOY, Bb5 F5 AND I'LL SHOW YOU PARADISE F5 GIMME A RIDE TO HEAVEN BOY C5 F5 MY NAME IS JESUS CHRIST WELL, I CAME SCREECHING TO A HALT AND I SAID 'HOP ON IN' HE SAID 'THANKS FOR THE LIFT I FORGIVE YOU OF YOUR SINS I'VE JUST COME FROM JERUSALEM WHERE THINGS ARE GOING BAD AH, GIMME A RIDE TO HEAVEN BOY, I NEED TO TALK TO MY DAD' CHORUS WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW QUITE WHAT TO DO, SO I JAMMED 'ER DOWN IN GEAR STARTED KICKING MY FEET UNDER THE SEAT, TRYIN TO HIDE THE BEER WELL, HE JUST GRINNED AND SAID 'MY FRIEND, I KNOW THIS MAY SOUND ODD BUT YOU GOT NOTHING TO FEAR ABOUT DRINKIN THE BEER WHEN YOU'RE RIDIN WITH THE SON OF GOD CHORUS WELL, I SAW GOOD NEWS IN HIS BABY BLUES SO I PUNCHED HER TO THE FLOOR I SAID 'YOU'LL HAVE TO SHOW ME HOW TO GET THERE, I AIN'T BEEN BEFORE' WELL, IT'S PRETTY HARD TO FIND BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE CLUE IT AIN'T SOMEWHERE UP IN THE AIR, IT'S RIGHT HERE INSIDE YOU THEN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERFECT SMILE, FROM HIS ROBES HE PULLED A GUN STUCK IT RIGHT UPSIDE MY HEAD AND SAID 'HOW'S THIS FOR KINGDOM COME'' WELL, I PULLED OFF SCARED AND I HEARD HIM SAY AS HE LEFT ME BENEATH THE STARS YOU KNOW THE LORD MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS AND TONIGHT MY SON' HE'S GONNA USE YOUR CAR CHORUS