Tom: E E Arrested on charges of unemployment, E he was sitting in the witness stand A The judge's wife called up the district attorney B E Said you free that brown eyed man E D E You want your job you better free that brown eyed man E Flying across the desert in a TWA, E I saw a woman walking across the sand A She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay. B E To get a brown eyed handsome man E D E Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man E Way back in history three thousand years E Back every since the world began A There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear B E For a brown eyed handsome man E D E That's what the trouble was brown eyed handsome man [ guitar solo ] E Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind E Between a doctor and a lawyer man A Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself B E A brown eyed handsome man E D E That's what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man E Milo Venus was a beautiful lass E She had the world in the palm of her hand A But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match B E To get brown eyed handsome man E D E She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man [ guitar solo ] E Two, three count with nobody on E He hit a high fly into the stand A Rounding third he was headed for home B E It was a brown eyed handsome man E D E That won the game; it was a brown eyed handsome man