Tempo : 135 bpm
Key : G


    F 
ANYA:This is the man that I plan to entangle.

F    G   G
Isn't he fine?

G6
 My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle.

G6          G   G
 Vengeance was mine.



Am/G               C7
 But I'm out of the biz.

   F                G
The name I made I'll trade for his.

   Am           C
The only trouble is...

G             G
 I'll never tell.


      F
XANDER:She is the one,

          F
She's such wonderful fun,

F      G          G        
Such passion and grace.

G6
 Warm in the night

               G6
 When I'm right in her tight embrace!

G6        G     G
 Tight embrace!



    Am/G              C7
I'll never let her go.

   F                   G
The love we've known can only grow.

       Am                C
There's just one thing that  -  no.

G           G
I'll never tell.


                           F         Am
XANDER&ANYA:'Cause there's  nothing to tell.



G  G   G
A:     He snores.
X:               She wheezes.


      G
A:Say "housework" and he freezes.

     G6                              ( Am )    D
X:She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.

   Am
A:I talk, he breezes.

     F
X:She doesn't know what pleases.

     D                        Am     D
A:His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe.


       G D                Em   G/D
X&A:The vibe     gets kind of scary.

          C
X:Like she thinks I'm ordinary.

           C7
A:Like it's all just temporary.

          D
X:Like her toes are kind of hairy.

            Am      D7
X&A:But it's all very well.

      C         Em       G
'Cause god knows I'll never tell.



G   G       G
 A:       When things get rough he

      G
A:Just hides behind his Buffy

     G6
A:Now look he's gettin' huffy

           ( Am )         D
A:'Cause he knows that I know.

     Am
X:She clings, she's needy,

       F
X:She's also really greedy

     D
X:She nev-er ...            - This is
A:        His eyes are beady!

  Am7          D
X: my verse! Hello?    She-


G7( b9 )     C7     G7(b9)     C7