Standard Tuning (EBGDAE).
Tabbed by melodylee84

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E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B

 E     
Pick the paper plates up off the floor
 G                  B
Hide the hand and feet inside the shed
  E        
Leave the chipping axe outside the door
  G              B
Invite home and ask no-one instead

E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B

 E              
Up and makes me jump on to my feet
 G              B
And not do anything I can't eat
 E
And all the two things that I put first
 G              B
And all at the same time - oh Christ...


 D            A          E             B
Nice looking girl and a nice looking place
       C            F         Bb          Ab
And I hear they've got some little ones there
  C#      F#
Asleep upstairs
        D         A           E            B
Mind if I take a peek at the nice looking girl
         C             F
And the nice looking place
       Bb          Ab        C#          F#
And I hear they've got some little ones there
  A       C
Asleep upstairs
        G         C
Mind if I take a peek
       G       C         Eb        D           G
And I won't disturb them even when I start to cry

E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B

 D            A            E              B
Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs
         C              F            Bb
Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice
          Ab               C#             F#
Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse
           D            A            E
Chase the cats and the rats and the mice
           B            C              F
Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats
         Bb            Ab              C#
Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house
            F#             A            C
House the mouse chase the cats and the rats
         G            C            G
And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs
           C            Eb            D
Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks
          G
And the house...

E  F#  G  A
Bb  Ab  F#  Ab
A  B  Bb  Ab
F#  Ab  
A

STOP! Aaaaannnd...

E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B

 D            A            E              B
Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs
         C              F            Bb
Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice
          Ab               C#             F#
Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse
           D            A            E
Chase the cats and the rats and the mice
           B            C              F
Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats
         Bb            Ab              C#
Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house
            F#             A            C
House the mouse chase the cats and the rats
         G            C            G
And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs
           C            Eb            D
Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks
          G
And the house...

E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B