Standard Tuning (EBGDAE). Tabbed by melodylee84 - - - E5 B5 G5 B5 E5 B5 G5 B5 E5 B5 G5 B5 E5 B5 G5 B5 E5 Pick the paper plates up off the floor G5 B5 Hide the hand and feet inside the shed E5 Leave the chipping axe outside the door G5 B5 Invite home and ask no-one instead E5 B5 G5 B5 E5 B5 G5 B5 E5 Up and makes me jump on to my feet G5 B5 And not do anything I can't eat E5 And all the two things that I put first G5 B5 And all at the same time - oh Christ... D5 A5 E5 B5 Nice looking girl and a nice looking place C5 F5 Bb5 Ab5 And I hear they've got some little ones there C#5 F#5 Asleep upstairs D5 A5 E5 B5 Mind if I take a peek at the nice looking girl C5 F5 And the nice looking place Bb5 Ab5 C#5 F#5 And I hear they've got some little ones there A5 C5 Asleep upstairs G5 C5 Mind if I take a peek G5 C5 Eb5 D5 G5 And I won't disturb them even when I start to cry E5 B5 G5 B5 E5 B5 G5 B5 E5 B5 G5 B5 E5 B5 G5 B5 D5 A5 E5 B5 Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs C5 F5 Bb5 Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice Ab5 C#5 F#5 Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse D5 A5 E5 Chase the cats and the rats and the mice B5 C5 F5 Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats Bb5 Ab5 C#5 Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house F#5 A5 C5 House the mouse chase the cats and the rats G5 C5 G5 And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs C5 Eb5 D5 Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks G5 And the house... E5 F#5 G5 A5 Bb5 Ab5 F#5 Ab5 A5 B5 Bb5 Ab5 F#5 Ab5 A5 STOP! Aaaaannnd... E5 B5 G5 B5 E5 B5 G5 B5 D5 A5 E5 B5 Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs C5 F5 Bb5 Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice Ab5 C#5 F#5 Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse D5 A5 E5 Chase the cats and the rats and the mice B5 C5 F5 Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats Bb5 Ab5 C#5 Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house F#5 A5 C5 House the mouse chase the cats and the rats G5 C5 G5 And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs C5 Eb5 D5 Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks G5 And the house... E5 B5 G5 B5 E5 B5 G5 B5