It pains me to see so few people playing Clem Snide tunes, so I thought it might help if I made some chord charts for songs. Hope you enjoy. Intro C5 G5 (Eef uses many hammer-ons on the D and A string, its easiest to listen because they change throughout the song) C5 G5 When it finally collapsed all you heard was the radio static C5 G5 And the fluttering sound of a bird that was trapped in the attic A5 C5 G5 But you couldn't be sure that it wasn't just all in your head D5 G5 As you carefully swept all the broken glass out of your bed C5 G5 When it finally collapsed all the actors were hotly protested C5 G5 But the people they had to portray, were a little depressing A5 C5 G5 So a grass roots initiative based upon sharing and trust D5 G5 Went into production to harness the power of dust (Under solo, same as verses) C5 G5 C5 G5 A5 C5 G5 D5 G5 C5 G5 When it finally collapsed as it had been since way before when C5 G5 The pedophiles did their rendition of You ve Got A Friend A5 C5 G5 And everyone had to admit that it wasn't half bad D5 G5 But they still felt uneasy fearing they'd be dismissed as a fad C5 G5 When it finally collapsed giant billboards made people aware C5 G5 Of the idea that we are comprised of just water and air A5 C5 G5 And a vandal had written that Jesus knows just how you feel D5 G5 When you're falling asleep, asleep at the wheel D5 G5 When you're falling asleep, asleep at the wheel Outro G5