No Capo, works well on acoustic guitar also

INTRO: (play barre chords [e on 7th fret, f# on 9th fret etc.])

E5 F#5 Ab5 3x

Ab5 F#5 E5 2x

(Im going for a shit)

E5 F#5 Ab5 2x

VERSE 1:

     E5                 F#5
Come stay with me stay in my room
   Ab5  
My duvet smells but so would you
   E5                       F#5
If you hadn?t washed in as long as I have
         Ab5
And i?ll wash my balls if you say that you?ll grab them
E5                  F#5 
Nah i?m not gonna make you do that
         Ab5                     
Its just you and me on the bench where we?re sat

(and so on for the rest of the Verse)

Socking back to my room and we can watch a movie
And your passion for you will go right straight through me
I?ll say something like ?baby could you be the one that will always throw your love to me?
And you?ll be like nahh your just some pissed break tryna get some of me and that makes me sick
And i?ll be like nah hi love you so much and i know it?s pathetic but i?ve had enough

PRE-CHORUS: (fast switch from Abm7 to F# and back to Abm7 [listen to the song to figure it out!])

   Ab5    ( F#5 )      Ab5 
Of being alone on my own in my home
( F#5 )   Ab5          ( F#5 )        Ab5  
i just wanna be here when you're screaming and moan to me
 Ab5         ( F#5 )       Ab5            ( F#5 )       Ab5         ( F#5 )
?Baby i want you!? But i know you don?t you?ll just point at my boner and 
     Ab5 F#5     
say ?fuck off home!?

Chorus: (I prefer open E chord and the F#/Abm as barre chords on the E-String!)
E5       F#5                  Ab5 
Melanie won?t you spend the day with me
        E5                      F#5                  Ab5 
I don?t know how to spell your second name but i?ll try
E5       F#5                  Ab5 
Melanie won?t you spend the day with me
E5                          F#5
Won?t you slap me one more time

VERSE 2:
(same chords as 1st verse)

And i?ll cry and i?ll cry
And i might wonder why
This beatuful Mel girl don?t like this guy
Is it cause i didn?t wash my hair today
And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way
Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go
Except straight up your nose
But you smell like a rose
Not that i sniffed you although i massively would like to
Your not just some bitch on a bench like the boys that i lie to
The fact is now i was drunk when i saw you
Did i not make it clear that i massively adore you
You know i?d even quit drinking for you
i shoulda been sober but i didn?t want to
Before we started we were already over
Cos i can?t talk to girls when i?m sober
Girls like you aren?t common
And when they come around i miss them

PRE-CHORUS: 
Ab5                ( F#5 )   Ab5          ( F#5 )      Ab5         ( F#5 ) Ab5 
But i can still say that i sat on a bench with the prettiest girl in Brixham

CHORUS:

E5       F#5                  Ab5 
Melanie won?t you spend the day with me
        E5                      F#5                  Ab5 
I don?t know how to spell your second name but i?ll try
E5       F#5                  Ab5 
Melanie won?t you spend the day with me
E5                          F#5
Won?t you slap me one more time

BRIDGE:
    E5     F#5     Ab5         E5   F#5   Ab5
I?m sorry if you think that ?1.50 was wasted
E5     F#5       Ab5               E5   F#5   Ab5
those were the best damn chips I ever tasted
E5                          F#5
Won?t you slap me one more time

CHORUS:

E5       F#5                  Ab5 
Melanie won?t you spend the day with me
        E5                      F#5                  Ab5 
I don?t know how to spell your second name but i?ll try
E5       F#5                  Ab5 
Melanie won?t you spend the day with me
E5                          F#5
Won?t you slap me one more time

E5       F#5                  Ab5 
Melanie won?t you spend the day with me
        E5                      F#5                  Ab5 
I don?t know how to spell your second name but i?ll try
E5       F#5                  Ab5 
Melanie won?t you spend the day with me
E5                          F#5
Won?t you slap me one more time
         Ab5
one more time.