C5 I want a big red nose I want some floppy shoes F5 I want a squirty flower squirt it on you C5 Like all the bad clowns do G5 F5 C5 I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun G5 F5 C5 I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun C5 I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight F5 I'll even sell the corn dogs I don't care C5 As long as I am there G5 F5 C5 I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank G5 F5 C5 I'll ride my funny car laughing... all the way to the bank C5 Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man C5 I'm a carney man I'm a carney man carney man carney man C5 The human cannonball I'll rise above it all F5 C5 Up higher than the trapeze I can fly Oh god I'm gonna die G5 F5 C5 I am a carney worker I make two bucks G5 F5 C5 Every hour come to find out ... this job it really sucks C5 Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man C5 I'm a carney man I'm a carney man C5 You need a corndog I can tell You need a corn dog I can tell C5 I'm a carney man Notes: If you ever get the chance to see these guys, take advantage. They really keep the joint rockin' and have a good time. They also dress up the live version of Carney Man and make it more