INTRO:
G , B , C , D - C - Em - Am - G.....


G
I've got a kid
    B
His name is Scott
     C
He's goin' blind
         D     C     Em - Am      Em
And his blood just will not clot
     C             Em
The doctors line in rows
          
To stick tubes up Scotty's nose
 G  
There is the field
      B               C
Where Scotty used to play
       D    C        Em - Am - Em
Until Ortho Orange Number 42
     C                G
Was dumped in it one day
0~D-(D - D )
I think it's so funny

I laugh until I cry
D - D         G    Em
Just me and God
 C               D
Watchin' Scotty die
 Em   C     G    C   Em    C
Just me and God~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                 G    B     C
Watchin' Scotty die.

D - C - Em - Am - Em

     G              B              
The chemical plant across the street
 C                        D                Em
Leaves off steam that colours our white sheets
           C            G  
It's been happening for years
         D              Em         D      C
Now I'm crying rainbow tears
 G                B
One day my dog went out to play
  C                    D              Em          
Instead of grey he came back coloured yellow
     C                     Em
The chemical men said stay mellow
   C               G
It happens all the time
                      Em
Now Scotty's skin is lime
0~D-( D - D )
I think it's so funny

I laugh until I cry
D - D         G    Em
Just me and God
 C               D
Watchin' Scotty die
 Em   C     G    C   Em    C
Just me and God~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                 G    B     C
Watchin' Scotty die.

D - C - Em - Am - Em